It is so frustrating to be a Canadian. You are affected by USA politics nearly as much as as they are but have no say in the elections. It’s like being a conjoined twin to an angry self destructive alcoholic with a gun fetish.
holy shit omg
(Source: pizzaforpresident)
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
the yahoo staff are being scary
they apologized
and so it begins
(Source: sierrasoldhervoice)
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
No bull shit post man
#whitepeopleshit
(Source: cannibalsuxx)
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.
that’s it, we’re done evolving as a species. we don’t need to go any further. Congrats to all humanity
